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Cuckoo' s Nest

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today, 01:50   

Two or three years ago, this was a great place for a beer and a quick fuck. It seems those days are gone: it's always quiet here, even on Saturday night. No tourists, no cute locals -- just an atmosphere of quiet boozy despair and lots of elderly men.

The Web

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today, 01:58   

They've renovated this place a bit, but the toilets were broken this Saturday night and there was an unpleasant smell. So as I did not see any cute guys there, I left quickly.

I visited Dirty Dicks and Eagle later on the same night, but those places were very quiet and there were very few under-50s. The beer was expensive there, too. Disappointing.

Cuckoo' s Nest

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14 days ago   

Wilco, I agree with you that Johnny is being rude, but he is 100% correct.

Cuckoo' s Nest

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23 days ago

To Johnny, I too am in my 40's but respect all who want to enjoy this bar. I wonder how you will react in a few years time when you are classed as old. You'll probably stay home and masterbate. Hopefully you will as you're certainly not welcome in our city!

Funhouse

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23 days ago   

By far the absolute best party when it comes to gay events in Amsterdam. The stunning laser shows will blow your mind. Always changing international DJs on stage & top-notch management will not let you down while you dance the night away.

Sameplace

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26 days ago   

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Cuckoo' s Nest

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29 days ago   

Nothing but old guys here. I am in my early forties and don't pretend to be any younger, but this was like visiting a psychiatric/geriatric ward.

GAY TOURISTS, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM AMSTERDAM. IT IS DEAD. THERE IS NOTHING HERE. ONLY OLD FAGGOTS REMAIN. IT IS WORSE THAN HELL HERE. ONLY OLD MEN. ONLY OLD ONES. OLD. OLD. STAY HOME AND MASTURBATE. ONLY OLD GUYS HERE!!! OLD! OLD! OLD!!! THERE ARE NO YOUNG GUYS HERE! THEY ARE OLD, O SO VERY OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLD GUYS!!!!!!! AAAAARGHH!

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

Funhouse is one of the best concepts of gay party. Finally a party when we can really have fun. Congratulations for all organization, different dance floors with always great Djs, amazing lights/lasers shows, specially at XXL party , great show dancers . The good work of security check, assures you and make u feel secure. The locker system works very well ( take in advance), long lines at toilet or bar is quite normal when you are in house full of people, but nothing abnormal. I read before about tokens system pay, well maibe not the best , but if you do not want long lines at bar, better not complain about this, tokens helps you. I never try change remaining tokens because I can manage my consommation but it will be a nice idea at end party depose remaining tokens in a box to change is value for a donation to a association ( just one idea). Fun house is a 5 stars party, the public, the location, the music, the security, organization,everything is really ok, having this when u receive 7500 gay men in your house is really good.nFunhouse is one exemple for so many gay party in Europe . Thanks Funhouse for so many good memories and so many new friends. Looking forward for the next one.

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

Funhouse XXL was echt een gigantisch goed feest. Fantastische muziek, lasershows, prima sfeer!! Persoonlijk vind ik dat Sharon O Love inmiddels te groots en populair is om in de Wester Unie te draaien. Het was echt veel te druk om leuk te kunnen dansen!! Ze verdient het gewoon om bij dit soort grootse evenementen in de Gashouder te draaien!! Mijn vent en ik hebben dan ook hoofdzakelijk daar gedanst. Jammer, want Sharon O Love is echt onze favoriet!!

Sauna NZ

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Anonymous 1 months ago   

Very cosy place. I love the ambience and the staff are all nice and courteous! Kudos to you all. We will be back for sure.

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

i would say these people are thieves. They sell you tokens but they do not take them back and give you your money if you dont use them. The place is too hot the djs are usually annoying and cant maintain the flow. This minute you are dancing the next you are wondering what the hell is going on. Too much hype for nothing

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

Wat een fenomenaal weekend, Funhouse XXL was een visueel prachtig feest met heerlijke sfeer, fantastische muziek en warme sfeer!!! Rapido was wederom in topvorm met een heerlijk steamy atmospheer, Saeed bewijst wederom waarom hij van alle markten thuis is met twee werkelijk geniale sets ❤️ Jackisnky was ook een heerlijke set! Maar dan blijft voor mij toch altijd het hoogtepunt de Rapido After met een 9 uur set van Pagano die op legendarische wijze je tot aan het einde weet te laten dansen met een fenomenale marathon van ultiem dansgenot ❤️❤️❤️ Mijn lijf is kapot maar wat heb ik genoten zeg 😍😍😍

Funhouse

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Anonymous 1 months ago

many years many tickets zero fresh air /air conditioning/ dj from big area big catastrof

The Web

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1 months ago   

Wat kan dit personeel je je onwelkom laten voelen, zeg. Na binnenkomst wil je even naar de toilet boven. Prikt er iemand keihard met zijn wijsvinger op je borst. “Heb jij al iets besteld?!”/“Eh, nee nog niet..?”/“Het is niet de bedoeling dat jij zomaar van onze faciliteiten gebruikt maakt zonder consumptie”.

Alsof ik niets besteld zou hebben. Erg trieste bedoening. Erger nog de bijna agressieve toonzetting met ondertoon: ‘Rot op. Jouw soort mannen moeten we hier niet’. De gasten kunnen best gezellig zijn en ik kwam er best regelmatig. Heb nog wel een biertje besteld, maar ik kom hier niet meer. Wat een naar einde van een fijne gaypride. En zo onnodig.

The Web

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1 months ago   

Only old men, even during Pride. If septuagenarian guys in leather harnesses do it for you, this is Paradise. I hated it.

Club Church

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1 months ago   

Not hot. Stupid music. No normal guys: you have your choice between unapproachable twinks and hideous old geezers.

Funhouse

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1 months ago   

too busy... too warm... too commercial... and pleazzzzz GET BETTER DJ's!!!!

Cuckoo' s Nest

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1 months ago   

Only good if you're into old and/or mentally ill men. Quiet, smelly and scary.

Club Church

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1 months ago   

85% old/middle-aged men, very little action. Entrance was cheap (a drink was included), but it was half empty. A bad start to my 2017 Amsterdam (formerly "Gay") Pride.

Sauna NZ

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1 months ago   

After waiting a long time for this place to open after the renovation that recently took place, I was hoping that things would be way better, particularly with the steam room. Sadly, a stage has been put in place that takes up way too much space and bright red lights! Before it was more dark and seedy in areas, now everyone can pretty much see everyone and everything that goes on there, whether you like it or not!
Sauna has been replaced and is better than before as are the showers and the jacuzzi has been replaced with a larger one, but overall, I preferred it before the renovation.
Staff are great though as is the food and general ambience. :)